Saturday, May 27, 2006

How About em Tails?! huh?


From grade 1 I've been studying that "humans are mammals without tails." We really gotta have tails. You know, tails actually show the true feelings we're feeling inside rather than our face. Lemme explain.....
Without tails, if we are actually sad and want to show that we're happy, we can just smile and act happy. Most people can be decieved like that. And some of us are really good actors when it comes to this type of thing. Vice versa, if you are actually happy and want to show that you are sad all you gotta do is to turn that smile upside down and people would believe you.
Now, WITH TAILS you cannot hide your feelings. If you're happy, your tails would be upright and swinging happily from one side to another and your face would be glowing. If you were sad they would droop down and drag along the floor. Imagine, walking in a mall and everyone has tails. Some are straight up and swaying while others are drooped down low and some others are just getting dragged. We would know exactly who is happy and who is sad and who is just normal, i guess. It would be great.
Plus there would be other advantages too, specially us students. We can be busily doing our term papers and if both our hands are busy grab ur glass of juice (or low fat chocolate milk) with ur tail and sip along. And they'll be useful if we wanna hang off of trees or something like that. What if we could accessorize them? We would have tail bracelets... and they would be called taillets! That would be so cool. Instead of checking out *something else* people would be checking out each other's tails and saying 'Yo, man check out her tail, its so smooth. It is groomed SO WELL' And I wonder if our greetings would change. On the phone would we be like ' So how's ur tail doing today?' lol...

2 Comments:

At 1:06 a.m., May 28, 2006, Blogger Tahira said...

Ya and i cud multi-task way better .. b/c then i would have one more 'thing' to SMACK you with

or rather since we've grown up 'ahem'.. my tail would be another thing to help u blow ur horn when ur driving.. cuz u ppl dont like usin' them car horns unlike I!


AND SHAHBAZ..sabeen means the opposite.. soo get a life ..

 
At 12:32 a.m., May 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmmm....i'd use mine as a belt...

still dun want to show emotions...

and my "wud be tail" to checker outers...
tahira BEGUM...honey...even if u had ten hands and nine tails...u still wouldn't find em enough...get urself together yaar.

and sabeenish...i'd pull yours for writing these blog enteries.......

 

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